do you like our fake trees?
\nwhy are you two feet taller than me?
\ndo you have a degree?
\nwhy did you leave this job?
\nhave you ever painted a sunset?
\nwhy are you staring at me like that?
\ndo you masturbate in the shower?
\nhave you ever raised honey bees?
\nis that florescent light too bright?
\ndid you just put that wedding band on this morning?
\nhave you ever spent seventeen days in jail?
\ndo you believe in God?
\nwhat time is it when the mouse runs up the clock?
\ndid you vote for Reagan?
\nhave you ever been affiliated with alcoholics anonymous?
\nquickly, what is the square root of thirty-seven?
\nare you attracted to me?
\nhow many siblings do you have?
\nare any of them gay?
\ncan you honestly compare work experience with four years of college?
\ndo you like my perfume?
\ni got it as a gift from my secret lover
\nwe meet in the park at lunch time
\nwhat is your paypal password?
\nis this the best you can do?
\ni have several, oh maybe ten more applicants to interview
\ncan you be reached at this number?<\/p>\n
neonduskmondayaugust142000628pm<\/p>\n
“Do you like them in a box?
\ndo you like them with a fox?”
\n-Dr Suess<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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