{"id":171,"date":"2009-05-08T18:59:09","date_gmt":"2009-05-08T18:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themightyten.com\/blog19\/?p=171"},"modified":"2009-05-08T18:59:09","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T18:59:09","slug":"gch-dream-499-for-september-29-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themightyten.com\/blog19\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"GCH DREAM #499 for September 29, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"

In this dream I was walking home from work very late at night on the streets of New York City. I had a nice shirt on but I was only wearing my underwear and no pants. They were “tighty whities”. The streets were deserted and windy. A large black Cadilac SUV pulled up along side of me. It was Tiki Barber. The power window rolled down, “Get in!” he yelled above the howling wind and dust.
\nTIKI: (smiling) I saw you had a Giants cap on.
\nME: Is that why you picked me up?
\nTIKI: (smiling) No, you looked cold in your underwear.
\nME: Tiki…..why did you retire from football?…..I mean damn you were doing so good!
\nTIKI: (smiling) Man, did you ever go to a REAL football game?
\nME: Did I ever!
\nTIKI: (smiling) Dude, I know. I seen you up there every damn Sunday. That was a trick question.
\nME: Oh.
\nTIKI: (smiling) Listen. It wasn’t all me ya know. I had FIVE offensive lineman weighing over 300 pounds plowing the way for me….well, I did have some damn good moves, incredible strenghth….and I did run like a deer….
\nME: (Holding my hands up to the heat blowing vents) Tiki….you didn’t retire. YOU QUIT!
\nTIKI: (smiling) GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAR DUDE!<\/p>\n

And then I woke up.
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