In this dream I was walking home from work very late at night on the streets of New York City. I had a nice shirt on but I was only wearing my underwear and no pants. They were “tighty whities”. The streets were deserted and windy. A large black Cadilac SUV pulled up along side of me. It was Tiki Barber. The power window rolled down, “Get in!” he yelled above the howling wind and dust.
TIKI: (smiling) I saw you had a Giants cap on.
ME: Is that why you picked me up?
TIKI: (smiling) No, you looked cold in your underwear.
ME: Tiki…..why did you retire from football?…..I mean damn you were doing so good!
TIKI: (smiling) Man, did you ever go to a REAL football game?
ME: Did I ever!
TIKI: (smiling) Dude, I know. I seen you up there every damn Sunday. That was a trick question.
ME: Oh.
TIKI: (smiling) Listen. It wasn’t all me ya know. I had FIVE offensive lineman weighing over 300 pounds plowing the way for me….well, I did have some damn good moves, incredible strenghth….and I did run like a deer….
ME: (Holding my hands up to the heat blowing vents) Tiki….you didn’t retire. YOU QUIT!
TIKI: (smiling) GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAR DUDE!
And then I woke up.
COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 10/02/2007 00:11:53
Yo…what the hell are you eating before you go to sleep???
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