Category Archives: Tall Tales

Stability in the NFL and horses……Entry for October 24, 2008

Horses should consume approximately half a bale (20 lbs) of hay daily, though this number can be increased or decreased depending on your horse’s size and access to grazing pastures throughout the day. The NFL has become the NPL — … Continue reading

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One of our finest hours….Entry for October 24, 2008

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Gallus gallus……Entry for October 20, 2008

Chickens grow much more rapidly than they once did and some consumers have concluded that this rapid growth is due to the use of hormones in these animals. Some consumers believe that the increasingly earlier onset of puberty in humans … Continue reading

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The People in Front of me today……Entry for October 16, 2008

My morning coffee is the most important of the day. I am a dragon without it. I am waiting for the guy in front of me to “fix” his coffee. Where I go, there is only room for one person. … Continue reading

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The Two Balloons…..Entry for July 7, 2008

A Green balloon and a Blue balloon were set free to float around sky and earth. They separated, but a year later the winds brought them together again. Instantly the Blue balloon began a long story of oppression and misfortune. … Continue reading

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An open apology to the entire family………..Entry for June 30, 2008

ONCE…..a very long time ago. It was a very dark hot night in the Summer. Whitman street. Carteret NJ. Everyone was sleeping. Except for me. All I wanted was something cool. Something really magical and wonderful. In this dark sleeping … Continue reading

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The Hippies were right……..Entry for June 18, 2008

My fellow globally-warmed Americans-are you ready now, to vote for me. Although I am a 12 stepper in recovery from alcohol, drugs and whatever else I could get my hands on, although I have a misdemeanor or two on my … Continue reading

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Global Warming, squirrels and steak knives……Entry for April 7, 2008

Global Warming, squirrels and steak knives……Entry for April 7, 2008 Here it is April 7 and some people still have Christmas decorations up on their house. It is cold and gray and windy today here in Jersey. A very hopeful … Continue reading

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If I were president of the USA…..Entry for March 9, 2008

What are the real issues my fellow Americans? Look around your everyday life. Be extra observant. Do you read the newspapers and watch the news? What bothers you the most? Health care? The cost of gasoline? What I obsereved yesterday: … Continue reading

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Once I met a man……..

when I was extermely distraught…during my divorce….trying to escape. Hating reality. Once I met a man with a big smile on his face. He had the deepest tan. I sat down next to him at the only “free beach” in … Continue reading

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